THIS JUST IN...Bridge Boy Music overtakes coffee as the nation's #1 stimulant!

Bridge Boy Music is now the official music of U.N. secretary Kofi Annan's secretary's limosine driver's cousin!

"Bridge Boy Music jazz CDs have 1/3 less notes than the regular jazz CDs and yet they still sound great." - August Busch III

"I carried a BBM CD around for over a year and it still smelled the same as it did the day I bought it." - J.B. Grenouille

"I used a BBM CD to shore up a short leg on my kitchen table. Now it's rock solid." - Bruce Lundvall, Blue Note Records

"I don't understand this f*&%$ing kind of music at all. I don't understand what anybody is doing up there. Every one of you got a long f*&%$in' way to go. Do you understand what I'm sayin'? What the f$%# you're doin' up there doesn't deserve to be called a 'name' band." - Buddy Rich

"I love the artwork on the Bridge Boy Music CD line. They make killer drink coasters!" - Jeffrey Koons

"Well, [Carrothers] is no Diana Krall, but put a dress on him and some makeup, maybe shave that s**t off his face...who knows. I might work with him." - Tommy LiPuma, Verve Group

"These Bridge Boy Music CDs are a trip to the moon on gossamer wings!" - Cole Porter

"That's my boy!" - William G. Carrothers Sr.